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                          'Why We Got Chucked Out Of The
                        
                      
                        
                          Inter-Schools Football Competition' 
                        
                      
                        By David Ross |  
                Some ideas for follow on class/homework activities: 
                Ashton "Wimpy" Jackson - The Goal Keeper Poor old Ashton "Wimpy" Jackson let in twenty-two 
                goals in the first football match. Needless to say his team-mates 
                aren't very pleased. Help him come up with twenty-two excuses 
                as to why he let in the goals! 
                The Brown Brothers We've heard the account of the game from one 
                of the Brown brothers. We'll hear the other brother's side of 
                things later on in the book. Imagine you are the other brother. 
                Write your account of the incident. 
                Gary Sandford's Mother 
                "I'm not sure what the exact reason for us being 
                  thrown out was.... But Gary Sandford's mother didn't help." The team Captain, Sarvindar Patel, obviously 
                thought that Gary Sandford's mother was one of the reasons that 
                they lost the football game. We haven't read about that yet so 
                what I'd like you to do for homework is to write how you think 
                Gary's mother caused the team to lose. 
                The Match Report How would a report on the football match be different 
                if it was written for (a) Skimpole Street School's newspaper, 
                (b) Stapleton Road's school newspaper, or (c) a local newspaper? 
                Choose to write one of the three reports. Alternatively you could 
                write and perform a radio commentary for the match.  
                The Referee's Letter 
                The referee had rather an eventful match! Needless 
                  to say he wasn't very pleased about some of the goings on in 
                  the game. Imagine that you're the referee. Write a letter of 
                  complaint to Skimpole Street's headteacher. Remember to mention 
                  all the important events such as the Browns getting sent off, 
                  the incident with the dog and Gary Sandford's Mother! |